I was at lunch the other day with my girlfriend, Busy, and as the hostess was seating us, she and Busy simultaneously started complaining about the weather. It was unseasonably cold that day and they had every right to complain. The thing is, the hostess started to tell us that she had a friend who was vacationing in Florida (I don’t remember all the details because I was way more interested in looking over the menu) and she was hoping that her friend would bring some good weather back with her. Stop right there.
She was hoping that her friend would bring some good weather back with her.
NO ONE IS BRINGING WEATHER HOME WITH THEM.
You can’t bring weather anywhere. It’s impossible. You may be a mother, but you’re not Mother Nature. You can bring a t-shirt. You can bring a sea shell (but not for me, thanks). You can even bring a little bag of pretzels if you’re lucky enough to get some on your flight, but no one is bringing back weather.
No one is ever allowed to ever say that ever again.
For real.
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Deb says
Lol, love it! I thought I was the only one bothered by this.
Anonymous says
LOL. The next time someone says this to me i know I'm going to be laughing so hard!!!
Anonymous says
I don't know about that one…… once you live in Washington the rain always seems to follow you.. lol sorry ….. but it's true
~Robyn Coden (robyncoden@gmail.com) says
Oh, Washington! Damn Washington…ruins everything with its rain and stuff.
wesley copper says
If it makes you feel any better my radio professor told me i can't tell people to take an umbrella with them because it was going to rain for the next couple days. I don't understand why it's bad to forwarn people that their umbrella may come in handy. To which he responded people don't even have umbrellas anymore….I seriously don't understand I guess I got off to the wrong foot when I introduced the weather by saying that rihanna rain just won't let up….