The other day I was walking out of a restaurant with my mom and two young daughters when we ran into a good friend and her little dog. The girls were all over the dog and my mom was all about my … [Read more...] about Cell Phone Etiquette Rant
Belly Hurts
My youngest daughter, Lovey, is currently due for her 2-year-old check up. The doctor’s office is in Petoskey, a cute little town in northern Michigan about 45 minutes away from camp, so I decided to … [Read more...] about Belly Hurts
The Thing About Play Dates…
The term “play date” has always been of interest to me. There aren’t many like it in the English language. It's really the only term I can think of that is filled with formality, necessity and … [Read more...] about The Thing About Play Dates…
Ode to Camp
I thought I’d write a poem about camp, Because my "real life" job is slow this week. I refer to the campers, but don‘t get too excited-- As usual, it’s mostly about me. I like to visit the … [Read more...] about Ode to Camp
You’re Not Alone (VI)
I'm not saying these are all about me. I'm just saying if you feel the same way, you're not alone. You're not alone if... 1. You love saying “Bless Your Heart” to people and you don't live in … [Read more...] about You’re Not Alone (VI)
If Lady Gaga Had Been A Camper
I have heard people say that Lady Gaga is this generation’s Madonna. Is she? Regarding the music, Lady Gaga seems to shine when she’s singing and also when she’s sitting at the piano. Madonna’s … [Read more...] about If Lady Gaga Had Been A Camper
Don’t Be A Tease
Everyone is teasing me lately, and I don't like it one bit. I was out for dinner recently and when the server went over the specials, I picked one that sounded dee-lish. I was very excited for my … [Read more...] about Don’t Be A Tease
10 Things No One Gives A Crap About On Facebook
10 Things No One Gives A Crap About On Facebook 1. You‘re scrolling through your Facebook News Feed and you come to my status. It says: I'm at the movies! Would you care? No, you would not. … [Read more...] about 10 Things No One Gives A Crap About On Facebook
Camp: Opening Day
The busses came rolling in around 11:30 this morning. Kids ranging in age from 6 to 15 came barreling out one by one to a singing, cheering, clapping group of high energy staff members holding up … [Read more...] about Camp: Opening Day
First Words
If you have a kid who is just learning to talk and you’re pushing for the kid to learn the word “Mama” or “Daddy,” stop what you’re doing and read my words first. Forget “Mama” and “Daddy.” Your … [Read more...] about First Words